Either way this was fun! Thank You.

“Why does yogurt night have to be so hard?” is the quote as the main female character closes the door in the face of the secondary male character. I love it…so much that’s now my comment on My Space!! Its amazing what a great quote can do!!

Emma, whoa you even brought out Sponge Bob?

Kate! I can’t believe you’re the first to bring up Sparta! And maybe even Dirty Dancing? Or did someone do that…it’s getting late

“Oh, eat your checkers!”

“Shelves in the closet… happy thought indeed.”

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner!”

“THIS IS SPARTA!!!!” (Yummy, Gerard Butler)

And when he asks her to marry him, her sister says, “Oh God – Say ‘yes’ you skinny moron!” Bwhahahaha.

From another fav of mine, Donnie Darko

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

From the Secretary:

Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back.

Who’s to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?

You know, Lee. There’s a long history of this in Catholicism.

From Southpark the movie, Bigger, Longer, Uncut:

Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German “scheisse” video, you… you’d tell me, right?
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

Stan: Wait, before we put a message out, do a search on the word clitoris.
Kyle: Hmm OK Found: 8,000,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

I’m super! Thanks for asking!

Random Spongebob quotes:

Mr. Krabs: I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Well… yes, you’re… you’re beautiful.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan.
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! I’ll do anything you want!
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building.
*SpongeBob jumps off building, returns*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything.
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face.
*SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove*
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes* Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?

Aaah. Good times. Good times. This post totally rocked Shell.

Lesa, you are a quote goddess!! I love the ‘Why is the Rum always gone!’

Nell, I can’t get through Steel Magnolias! It’s too sad!!

Mary, I love that blue dress quote! Even if I’ve never seen the movie.

Danielle, OMG on that ass to mouth quote!!